Ask Brucie Wayne

This is your unique opportunity to talk to everyone's favorite Gothamite! But talk fast because he's always on the run and try not to use too many big words. It bores him.

australianosnocio asked: Bruuuuucie, my dear! :3 Lemme ask ya, what would you do if Alfred wasn't there to make you food? What i mean is.. How do you deal with the kitchen? Are you a good cooker?

Alfred likes to tease me that I would starve to death without him, but I’m not completely helpless.

I order a mean take-out. 

But I have to call using the land line because I can’t really figure out my cell. I mean, there’s no buttons. And what does the little house icon do, anyway? 

  1. askbrucie posted this