Ask Brucie Wayne

This is your unique opportunity to talk to everyone's favorite Gothamite! But talk fast because he's always on the run and try not to use too many big words. It bores him.

Anonymous asked: Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play.

Um…Hello Sweetie Belle. Is your mommy around? 

Um, ooooh…. SOMEONE LEFT A KID HERE!

…OH COME ON! I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH IN MY COLLECTION!

*sighs* Well you are kinda cute.

*picks up Sweetie Belle and whispers to her* How are you at throwing punches?

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