Ask Brucie Wayne

This is your unique opportunity to talk to everyone's favorite Gothamite! But talk fast because he's always on the run and try not to use too many big words. It bores him.

Anonymous asked: Mr. Wayne, who do you think is Batman?

Well that’s an interesting question, actually. I always loved mysteries growing up. You know, Sherlock Holmes, the Hardy Boys; my favorite was the Grey Ghost! I had Grey Ghost everything! I wonder if Alfred kept those old toys? They’re probably worth a lot of money now.

Anyway, I like to think of myself as a bit of a detective. I like watching Crime TV and Cold Case Files, stuff like that. So I started trying to track down Batman, just as a hobby. I get bored easy, so I always try to find things to do. So I started digging a bit, and I found some really interesting stuff. Like really interesting. So I kept digging and digging. I got kind of addicted to it. *laughs*

But I actually found a lot! And I started putting things together and I think, now bare with me here because this is gonna sound crazy, but I think the Batman is—

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Anonymous asked: What do you think of the Batman??

I think he’s clearly unstable and needs to join the guys he throws into Arkham.

But what I wouldn’t give to drive his car…Or try out his grapple gun…Or wrangle in Catwoman…

Alright, maybe he’s not so crazy.

Bruce: Fries, chili and cheese.

Bruce: Fries, chili and cheese.

Bruce: Go to your room. Damian: You are the biggest disappointment I have endured in my short life. Bruce: GREAT! He’s a treasure. Aren’t children a marvel? I love being a parent.

Bruce: Go to your room.

Damian: You are the biggest disappointment I have endured in my short life.

Bruce: GREAT! He’s a treasure. Aren’t children a marvel? I love being a parent.

Welcome to Ask Brucie Wayne! Feel free to ask Brucie any question you want, whether he gives you a direct answer or not is completely questionable. OOC: Hello everyone! This will be a combination of text and picture posts depending on a) how much free time I have b) how it works for the gag. Thanks for stopping by!

Welcome to Ask Brucie Wayne! Feel free to ask Brucie any question you want, whether he gives you a direct answer or not is completely questionable.

OOC:

Hello everyone! This will be a combination of text and picture posts depending on a) how much free time I have b) how it works for the gag.

Thanks for stopping by!