Damn right it’s better than yours.
australianosnocio asked: Bruuuuucie, my dear! :3 Lemme ask ya, what would you do if Alfred wasn't there to make you food? What i mean is.. How do you deal with the kitchen? Are you a good cooker?
Alfred likes to tease me that I would starve to death without him, but I’m not completely helpless.
I order a mean take-out.
But I have to call using the land line because I can’t really figure out my cell. I mean, there’s no buttons. And what does the little house icon do, anyway?
Anonymous asked: Hey Brucie finish this sentence for me; My parents are _________!
THAT IS IN POOR TASTE!!!!
Anonymous asked: Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play.
Um…Hello Sweetie Belle. Is your mommy around?
Um, ooooh…. SOMEONE LEFT A KID HERE!
…OH COME ON! I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH IN MY COLLECTION!
*sighs* Well you are kinda cute.
*picks up Sweetie Belle and whispers to her* How are you at throwing punches?
Anonymous asked: I'm sure you've seen Wonder Woman before, she's a knockout. What do you think of her?
She can lasso me any day and I will tell no lies. :)




