Ask Brucie Wayne

This is your unique opportunity to talk to everyone's favorite Gothamite! But talk fast because he's always on the run and try not to use too many big words. It bores him.

Damn right it’s better than yours.

australianosnocio asked: Bruuuuucie, my dear! :3 Lemme ask ya, what would you do if Alfred wasn't there to make you food? What i mean is.. How do you deal with the kitchen? Are you a good cooker?

Alfred likes to tease me that I would starve to death without him, but I’m not completely helpless.

I order a mean take-out. 

But I have to call using the land line because I can’t really figure out my cell. I mean, there’s no buttons. And what does the little house icon do, anyway? 

Anonymous asked: Hey Brucie finish this sentence for me; My parents are _________!

THAT IS IN POOR TASTE!!!!

Anonymous asked: Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play.

Um…Hello Sweetie Belle. Is your mommy around? 

Um, ooooh…. SOMEONE LEFT A KID HERE!

…OH COME ON! I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH IN MY COLLECTION!

*sighs* Well you are kinda cute.

*picks up Sweetie Belle and whispers to her* How are you at throwing punches?

Anonymous asked: I'm sure you've seen Wonder Woman before, she's a knockout. What do you think of her?

She can lasso me any day and I will tell no lies. :)

No.

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OOC: Sorry to everyone waiting for theirs! I’m trying to get these out in some semblance of order with the art being at least a little presentable. But some of the gags I’ve come up with require more time than others and weekends are usually my homework days. I’ll do better. u_u

OOC: Sorry to everyone waiting for theirs! I’m trying to get these out in some semblance of order with the art being at least a little presentable. But some of the gags I’ve come up with require more time than others and weekends are usually my homework days. I’ll do better. u_u

You really have to be more specific Anon because we are a beautiful family.

You really have to be more specific Anon because we are a beautiful family.